Just For Laugh

Juz received this from a fren... Take A Break...Enjoy =P

Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: "The company relocated and they did not tell me where!" ________________________________________________________________
Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him." Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours." ________________________________________________________________
Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY? ________________________________________________________________
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized .... . . .. . that you have your MP3 player on your ears ! ________________________________________________________________
John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you give her?
John: playing cards